Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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