I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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