do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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