Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm too high and old for this...
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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