he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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