just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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