Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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