spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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