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i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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