He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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