at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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