i just had sex bonerless
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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