It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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