They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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