I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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