Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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