I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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