Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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