I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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