your room smells of hookers.
And success
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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