And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Never joke about your clitoris.
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