Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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