We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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