Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Randomize