Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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