I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
last night I used snow as a chaser
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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