But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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