Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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