He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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