i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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