South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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