I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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