ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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