He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
