you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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