well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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