how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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