You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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