So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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