Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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