Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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