Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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