he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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