great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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