I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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