We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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