if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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