i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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