yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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