I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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