He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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