She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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