On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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