Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Randomize
