On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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