Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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