it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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